As Mother’s day is
fast approaching, I can’t get this mischievous thought out of my mind –
To make my mom go Bat-Crap crazy. It’s not that I have failed in doing so
in any way. In fact I might be top of the class. But it is fun when you
are all grown up and you mom finally thinks that you have matured (?), if
only by an atom.
fast approaching, I can’t get this mischievous thought out of my mind –
To make my mom go Bat-Crap crazy. It’s not that I have failed in doing so
in any way. In fact I might be top of the class. But it is fun when you
are all grown up and you mom finally thinks that you have matured (?), if
only by an atom.
So let me put on
my devil horns.
my devil horns.
{Beware; this is
only for the brave hearts, for hell hath no fury like the wrath of an Angry
Mother. 😛 }
Cut my hair and
flaunt pixie style – a la Anne Hathaway. Just by showing up like
that is enough for my Mom to go berserk. This is highly dangerous as that
might be the last time I would be going home.
flaunt pixie style – a la Anne Hathaway. Just by showing up like
that is enough for my Mom to go berserk. This is highly dangerous as that
might be the last time I would be going home.
A slightly less
dangerous idea would be to ask her whether blue hair streaks would
look cooler on me or pink ones. Yeah just like Nicki Minaj. 😛
dangerous idea would be to ask her whether blue hair streaks would
look cooler on me or pink ones. Yeah just like Nicki Minaj. 😛
Ask my little
cousin to play kitchen-kitchen with Mom’s prized glass-wares.
cousin to play kitchen-kitchen with Mom’s prized glass-wares.
Conspicuously
spread a freshly washed white bed-sheet, take out the choicest of dark
polish and start applying them on my toes. That would definitely deserve
a Broom-Chase.
spread a freshly washed white bed-sheet, take out the choicest of dark
polish and start applying them on my toes. That would definitely deserve
a Broom-Chase.
I had once placed
a plastic spider on my Mom’s bowl while serving her some Maggi.
That was the highest jump she had ever made 😛 and I even ended up eating
the Maggi 😛 Maybe I should try that once more 😛
a plastic spider on my Mom’s bowl while serving her some Maggi.
That was the highest jump she had ever made 😛 and I even ended up eating
the Maggi 😛 Maybe I should try that once more 😛
Offer to cook a
meal. The thought itself would drive her insane.
meal. The thought itself would drive her insane.
Long long ago I
once tried preparing dal. I added salt and instead of turmeric power
added heaps of chilli powder, unknowingly of course. Once the dal was cook I
gave it to my mom like soup. This is exactly what it did to her.
once tried preparing dal. I added salt and instead of turmeric power
added heaps of chilli powder, unknowingly of course. Once the dal was cook I
gave it to my mom like soup. This is exactly what it did to her.
Well I guess that would be enough, after all I just got one life. And I have been a total brat, most of the time. 😛
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Having all said and done, you and I know that life without Mom is just not worth it. Every moment is memorable, every smile, every argument, every little things she did for you which you notice only when you are living far far away from her.
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OMG! You ARE a brat! Hahaha..
Your post was funny and me miss my days with my mom.
Ok. I am calling her now! See ya.