Seven Funny Things I Google
Desperate times I tell you desperate times. Times when I lose all my intelligence. Happens usually after a night of Pizza party when my face gives birth to a twin chin.
Don’t judge me, but when you have to take an hour-long train journey, twice a day, these questions kind-a need an answer. I have found myself in some real emergency situations because I drank a bottle of water before rushing to catch the train 😛 . Rookie mistake! There is even an app called toilet locator for the state of NSW. A real saviour!!
I once bought Thai coconut and couldn’t for the love of god figure out how to cut it. Yes, there is a technique to cut tender coconuts without chopping your fingers off.Video – link
Are these abs or just creases from sitting all day?
This is the biggest confusion of my life right now. I get so excited when I see these abs like lines on my abdomen. But when my tummy starts spilling out of my jeans, I get my answer.
There’s something common between me and Ed Sheeran. We both have been rocking the no-eyebrows look since forever 😛 I have drenched my eyebrow area in every single oil possible, as suggested by Google of course, but all in vain. You can’t find them unless I point them out.
There’s a pimple on my nose. Am I dying?
Ever since I read about the presence of ‘triangle of death’ on the face, I have turned into a hypochondriac. I am one of those who Google health symptoms, so obviously, I can’t get any sleep at time :P. Last I know, my liver wasn’t functioning properly, my digestive system was falling apart and the chemical activity in my brain might render me blind. Cheerful!!
Do you know how exotic i think your features are- the no-eyebrows are cool woman!! You look different and so wow!!! Plus the long tresses make up for the missing hair – dontcha think!!!?
This was one rocking laugh a riot post!!! Thanks for cheering me up 😉
haha..this is too good. I can’t decide which one is my favourite.
Abs or creases?
Will you every grow eyebrows?
You are hilarious and cute:)
That made me crack up, Raj. 🙂
Haha! These are quite reasonable ones, I tell you ! But thank god for google, I can’t imagine how else we’d learn so many things that we just can’t seem to ask others about all the time right? 😉
lol this is such a funny post! I know I’m guilty of, googling everything under the sun!
And Nike sponsored eyebrows lol!
Such a lovely post to end Barathon
Too funny. But, I had to Google the Triangle of Death. Turns out this one has quite a history. And I knew nothing about it. Yikes. There’s a related one about picking your nose. Who knew?
Raj, you’re really good at humour. You had me in splits.
Seriously, I also wonder about the same about my double chin and creases, err..actually they look more like MRF tyres.
Hahaha! You are so funny, Raj! I was laughing as I read this post. But on a serious note, I’d like to know, if I can transfer fat from one body part to another too. Wait, let me Google it. 😀