Seven Funny Things I Google
Desperate times I tell you desperate times. Times when I lose all my intelligence. Happens usually after a night of Pizza party when my face gives birth to a twin chin.
Don’t judge me, but when you have to take an hour-long train journey, twice a day, these questions kind-a need an answer. I have found myself in some real emergency situations because I drank a bottle of water before rushing to catch the train 😛 . Rookie mistake! There is even an app called toilet locator for the state of NSW. A real saviour!!
I once bought Thai coconut and couldn’t for the love of god figure out how to cut it. Yes, there is a technique to cut tender coconuts without chopping your fingers off.Video – link
Are these abs or just creases from sitting all day?
This is the biggest confusion of my life right now. I get so excited when I see these abs like lines on my abdomen. But when my tummy starts spilling out of my jeans, I get my answer.
There’s something common between me and Ed Sheeran. We both have been rocking the no-eyebrows look since forever 😛 I have drenched my eyebrow area in every single oil possible, as suggested by Google of course, but all in vain. You can’t find them unless I point them out.
There’s a pimple on my nose. Am I dying?
Ever since I read about the presence of ‘triangle of death’ on the face, I have turned into a hypochondriac. I am one of those who Google health symptoms, so obviously, I can’t get any sleep at time :P. Last I know, my liver wasn’t functioning properly, my digestive system was falling apart and the chemical activity in my brain might render me blind. Cheerful!!