10 Nonsensical Chatter on FB

I planned to write a serious post for “My two cents’ worth” prompt by Write Tribe, but then I read my old facebook statuses and thought – Why so serious? πŸ˜€

Here’s my 10 Facebook total bakwas statuses, that I still enjoy reading πŸ˜€

Murphy’s law of kitchen – thou eyes
shall start itching the moment thee finish chopping chilies.

I need some serious treatment… for
capturing Gophers and harvesting Magic beanstalk right in the middle of the
night. Maybe in some parallel universe, there’s a saner version of me, But
then, what’s life without being whimsy #FarmvilleAddict

Feeling insanely positive today {
maybe I should stop smiling alone, people are throwing weird looks }
(written on my birthday)

Just when you think that you have
learnt every little thing that life could teach, realization dawns and you find
yourself watching videos on – “How to pack a suitcase efficiently?”. #Mummyyyyyyyy 
(days before relocating to Sydney)

Now that I think of it, I stopped
watching cricket when cricketers started becoming younger than me

Ahhh the scent of peanuts in my bank
account!!! Nauseating #incentive

I know it isn’t cool, on the
boderline of being a fool,

but I end up pushing the door, wen there’s written Pull

Andheri Raat k 12 baje, with stiff
neck n sleepy eyes I gaped at the 4 bright shooting stars and 2 really fast
ones! that too within 20min. #geminidshowers

Ok I tried sweeping the floor and got
bitten by big black bee, tried doing d dishes, broke d glass! Seriously, I dnt
reject work, they reject me

{and my favorite status, written few months before the wedding πŸ™‚ }

Marriages are made in Heaven, Bills
are paid on earth !!!

42 thoughts on “10 Nonsensical Chatter on FB

  1. Those are quite something, Rajalkshmi! I particularly like the one about smell of peanuts in bank account and packing the suitcase πŸ™‚ Yup you are right, why be serious πŸ˜€
    Enjoy your Sunday and keep laughing and spreading laughter around!

  2. Really witty ones. The English in the first one was horrible though :p

    I loved the scent of peanuts and the marriages made in heaven ones..Awesome!


  3. Ah pretty cool and i love insanity in status msges. That signifies life! πŸ˜€ last one was so true!
    P.s. birthdays are always smiling days!!! Can so much relate to that πŸ˜‰

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