Surviving a meeting
is a serious business.
is a serious business.
If the meetings are scheduled before lunch, you may run into
embarrassing situations like The Grumbling Tummy. But meetings after lunch are
just as dangerous. Those are the hours when your sleep cells gather together
and decide to go berserk. Pure Yo Yo style!!
embarrassing situations like The Grumbling Tummy. But meetings after lunch are
just as dangerous. Those are the hours when your sleep cells gather together
and decide to go berserk. Pure Yo Yo style!!
Imagine the manager going on and on about a mind numbingly
boring critical issue, while in the warm dim-lit corner of the room, your head
is about to do a βOppa Hangman Styleβ (a notorious activity where the chin is
digging inside the chest, eyes rolled up and mind in stupor. If this position
is left for long, an even serious phenomenon called drooling might occur). In
short, itβs a package deal of embarrassment. This reverie is often broken by a
sudden start, when the person blinks for a while, looks around to see if he is
caught and then fervently tries to cover up by asking questions that leave the
rest of the team befuddled.
boring critical issue, while in the warm dim-lit corner of the room, your head
is about to do a βOppa Hangman Styleβ (a notorious activity where the chin is
digging inside the chest, eyes rolled up and mind in stupor. If this position
is left for long, an even serious phenomenon called drooling might occur). In
short, itβs a package deal of embarrassment. This reverie is often broken by a
sudden start, when the person blinks for a while, looks around to see if he is
caught and then fervently tries to cover up by asking questions that leave the
rest of the team befuddled.
To avoid such sleepy situations; I have devised a
super-smart-sleep-removal plan, though itβs not a guaranteed super-proof
method, because often I have found myself woken up by someone directing their
query at me. I would usually react by intently staring at the screen, trying to
look as serious as my small droopy eyes would make me look and then mumble
something in the lines of βI was just wondering if…..β
super-smart-sleep-removal plan, though itβs not a guaranteed super-proof
method, because often I have found myself woken up by someone directing their
query at me. I would usually react by intently staring at the screen, trying to
look as serious as my small droopy eyes would make me look and then mumble
something in the lines of βI was just wondering if…..
As I was saying, to keep myself awake, I begin by examining
the back of the person sitting in front of me. Now now donβt you raise those
perverted fingers at me! I start with the shirt, is it checked, plain, striped?
From what I have noticed, guys really donβt have much choice after all. (Don’t
count the number of stripes in the shirt; you might just lapse into a coma)
the back of the person sitting in front of me. Now now donβt you raise those
perverted fingers at me! I start with the shirt, is it checked, plain, striped?
From what I have noticed, guys really donβt have much choice after all. (Don’t
count the number of stripes in the shirt; you might just lapse into a coma)
I performed an experiment too, right there in the conference
room, known as The Yawning Circle. See I can be a scientist!! Yahaaa!! The
experiment started when I yawned and observed if it spreads out. Although,
others didnβt need any catalyst to trigger the yawning, they were rubbing off
the tears caused by the constant opening and shutting of the mouth. I wonder if
we can do a Mexican wave of yawning. Even amusing is to notice people stifle a
yawn… ohh the constipated look on their face !!
room, known as The Yawning Circle. See I can be a scientist!! Yahaaa!! The
experiment started when I yawned and observed if it spreads out. Although,
others didnβt need any catalyst to trigger the yawning, they were rubbing off
the tears caused by the constant opening and shutting of the mouth. I wonder if
we can do a Mexican wave of yawning. Even amusing is to notice people stifle a
yawn… ohh the constipated look on their face !!
In between the meeting, I even get time to check and click
my heel. The one in picture is the culprit that made me slip into an awkward
aerobatic position right in the middle of a mall. hmmpphhh where do you find
cobblers in Sydney?
my heel. The one in picture is the culprit that made me slip into an awkward
aerobatic position right in the middle of a mall. hmmpphhh where do you find
cobblers in Sydney?
Well, for the time being, I suppose these tips should be
suffice for you to survive the next meeting. Till then keep your Eyes Wide
Open.
suffice for you to survive the next meeting. Till then keep your Eyes Wide
Open.
Aha! I always knew you gals checked out guy's butts too…don't gimme that excuse of checking out their shirts….
You naughty gal, you! π
hahaha ROFL π no no no π gawd kiya kiya meaning nikalto ho π
nahi nahi I am a good girl π
haha…!! I know the stomach sounds all too well … π
hehehe the stomach sounds are so embarrassing π thank you for visiting
lol. Whenever they keep a meeting immediately after lunch, I fall asleep π atleast my brain is asleep. haha
yeah it's touch to control that sleep… thank you so much for writing in π
UGH meetings. Such torture! Isn't fascinating how yawns are contagious? They're so weird, too. Scientists still don't agree why we yawn. Cute shoes, btw π
yeah it's fascinating indeed. Thank you so much for writing in π