How to make my mom go Bat-Crap crazy?

As Mother’s day is
fast approaching, I can’t get this mischievous thought 
out of my mind –
To make my mom go Bat-Crap crazy. It’s not that I have 
failed in doing so
in any way. In fact I might be top of the class. But it 
is fun when you
are all grown up and you mom finally thinks that you have 
matured (?), if
only by an atom.
So let me put on
my devil horns.


{Beware; this is
only for the brave hearts, for hell hath no fury like the 
wrath of an Angry
Mother
. 😛 }



Cut my hair and
flaunt pixie style – a la A
nne Hathaway. Just by showing up like
that is enough for my Mom to go berserk. This is highly 
dangerous as that
might be the last time I would be going home.







A slightly less
dangerous idea would be to ask her whether blue 
hair streaks would
look cooler on me or pink ones. Yeah just like Nicki Minaj. 😛







Ask my little
cousin to play kitchen-kitchen with Mom’s prized glass-wares.
Conspicuously
spread a freshly washed white bed-sheet, take out the 
choicest of dark
polish and start applying them on my toes. That would 
definitely deserve
a Broom-Chase.




I had once placed
a plastic spider on my Mom’s bowl while serving 
her some Maggi.
That was the highest jump she had ever made 😛 and I even 
ended up eating
the Maggi 😛 Maybe I should try that once more 😛

Offer to cook a
meal. The thought itself would drive her insane. 
Long long ago I
once tried preparing dal. I added salt and instead of 
turmeric power
added heaps of chilli powder, unknowingly of course. Once 
the dal was cook I
gave it to my mom like soup. This is exactly what it did 
to her.

Well I guess that would be enough, after all I just got one life. And I have been a total brat, most of the time. 😛

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Having all said and done, you and I know that life without Mom is just not worth it. Every moment is memorable, every smile, every argument, every little things she did for you which you notice only when you are living far far away from her. 

2 thoughts on “How to make my mom go Bat-Crap crazy?

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